Funny stuff

- Chuck Norris was the only U.S. citizen who was allowed to coordinate an EU LdV project.

- Some years ago, Chuck Norris submitted a proposal for a Grundtvig EU training project. That trainees are now called Shaolin Warriors.

- Chuck Norris once submitted a proposal for an LdV project. The proposal was immediately approved, with 100% EU funding plus VAT.

- An LdV project is never ever built on schedule or within budget.

- A project meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

- The first myth of project management is that it exists.